Why There's Never Been A Better Time To Start Married Dating

Out with FaceTime dates and Zoom Booms— it’s “hot vax summer”! Social distancing puts people out of touch with many pre-pandemic practices like sex and dating but as the world reopens, people are bouncing back. With everyone finally getting out, meeting new people, and trying exciting things, there’s never been a better time to start married dating. If you’re still on the fence about a tryst, here are five reasons to jump at the opportunity.

1. You’ve Been Vaxxed And Waxed

You probably spent most of 2020 bored, alone, and regretting every time you turned down plans before the pandemic. With vaccination rates soaring and lockdowns finally lifting in many places, the world is your oyster. If you’ve been vaxxed and waxed, why not get out there and experience some normalcy? There’s never been a better time to spice up your life, so make your 2020 self proud by saying “yes” to an extramarital fling.

2. Excuses, Excuses

Lockdowns were tough for everyone, but especially for people living in close quarters. If you’re married or have kids, you spent much of 2020 longing for some “social distance” of your own. Finally, things are re-opening and that means one thing for two-timers: plenty of excuses to get out and see your affair partner. Take advantage of being able to go to “the gym” or “brunch with friends.” Your spouse won’t suspect a thing.

3. People Are Feeling Extra Frisky

Over a year of isolation and subpar marital sex has stirred up people’s sexual appetites. With 35% of our members saying that their biggest post-lockdown fantasy is multi-person sex and 62% already having better sex than they were before the pandemic, it’s safe to say that the data points to a raunchy summer. Don’t be afraid to get your hands dirty by trying out a threesome or public sex. You’ll make our members’ wildest dreams come true and have fun while doing it.

4. It’s The Golden Age Of Dating

Everyone in the dating world is putting themselves out there. So much so that some have dubbed this period the “golden age of dating.” With that said, it’s never been easier to spark an affair. Eager daters are extra responsive. 43% of people say that they’ve seen a decrease in ghosting since the pandemic. You can also look forward to some exciting dates. After a year of socially distanced picnics and awkward walks, your date will want to take you somewhere special. Don’t miss out!

5. You Deserve It

Whether you’re a frontline worker or an unhappy spouse, it’s been a stressful year. Unfortunately, as you try to relax, you may find that bubble baths and Netflix aren’t enough. After a year of uncertainty and worry, you deserve to unwind no matter what it takes. 84% of our members consider having an affair a form of self-care and we recommend that you try it out.

Take it from us, it’s time to get back into the world of married dating. If the pandemic taught us all one thing, it’s that life is short. Have an affair.